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Jester

Born on April 18, 1996
About Me


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Iced Earth | Plagues of Babylon

Okay, I think it's about time I updated this.

Hello there, hi. My name is Jester and welcome to my profile. Obviously Jester isn't my real name, I didn't pop out of my mother and my parents decided "Oh, he looks hilarious! Let's call him Jester!". No, this is just a moniker I use for the internet. Why did I choose Jester, you ask? Well, a number of reasons. First of all because one of my favourite bands in In Flames and their symbol is known as the Jesterhead. They also have a lot of songs titled around Jesters (The Jester's Door, The Jester's Dance, etc.). Another reason is because of Death Note, one of my only animes I've ever watched and I loved Ryuk in that and he made me think of jesters. A third reason in the Joker, the main reason I LOVE the Dark Knight.


So, I live in Scotland. I'm a metalhead, I have too many favourite bands to list and I'm currently writing a story although have got some MAJOR writer's block as of right now, which is a shame. I'm also on YouTube and I'm trying to make something out of my channel there and I'm in college although I'm suspecting I'll get kicked out soon for attendance because I'm a lazy sack of shit. I play Elder Scrolls Online quite a lot, on the EU server, so hit me up if you want to play some.

My favourite book series of all time is the Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson. If you know what that is and you like to roleplay, send me a message letting me know. I'd love to make a Mistborn roleplay thread but I shit you not, NOBODY on this website has even HEARD of Mistborn before. Other book series I love are the Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy, the Broken Empire trilogy by Mark Lawrence and the Shadowdance series by David Dalglish.

I play a lot of video games. Some on the PC, some on the PS4. For the Playstation, I play Assassin's Creed, Darksiders II, EA UFC, WWE 2K and I think that's about it, actually. As for PC, there's Skyrim, Binding Of Isaac, ESO and again, I think that's about it. On my YouTube channel, you can see me make Let's Plays of Skyrim and Binding of Isaac.


I think that'll do for now. Enjoy this amazing music that's playing and enjoy this absolutely marvelous quote from the great and wonderful Sheldon Cooper.

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Status Update: #235695

Jester is online.
How to feel old:

The 80s were nearly 40 years ago
Metallica has been on the go for nearly 40 years ago
(for Englishmen only) The Queen's golden jubilee was nearly 20 years ago
"90s kids" are nearly all 20...
  and  like this.
Sketchy Mane™ Paragon of "
"Nearly"?
I was born in 1996 and I'm about to be 21. If we're talking about the kind of 90's kids who were actually born in the early 90's or before the 90's then they'd be older than 20 by now.
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Jester is online.
That's why I said "nearly"


There's still 2 and a half years' worth of kids who aren't in their 20s yet
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Sweetimum
I was born in 90, I'm 27 :v
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