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Jester

Born on April 18, 1996
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Okay, I think it's about time I updated this.

Hello there, hi. My name is Jester and welcome to my profile. Obviously Jester isn't my real name, I didn't pop out of my mother and my parents decided "Oh, he looks hilarious! Let's call him Jester!". No, this is just a moniker I use for the internet. Why did I choose Jester, you ask? Well, a number of reasons. First of all because one of my favourite bands in In Flames and their symbol is known as the Jesterhead. They also have a lot of songs titled around Jesters (The Jester's Door, The Jester's Dance, etc.). Another reason is because of Death Note, one of my only animes I've ever watched and I loved Ryuk in that and he made me think of jesters. A third reason in the Joker, the main reason I LOVE the Dark Knight.


So, I live in Scotland. I'm a metalhead, I have too many favourite bands to list and I'm currently writing a story although have got some MAJOR writer's block as of right now, which is a shame. I'm also on YouTube and I'm trying to make something out of my channel there and I'm in college although I'm suspecting I'll get kicked out soon for attendance because I'm a lazy sack of shit. I play Elder Scrolls Online quite a lot, on the EU server, so hit me up if you want to play some.

My favourite book series of all time is the Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson. If you know what that is and you like to roleplay, send me a message letting me know. I'd love to make a Mistborn roleplay thread but I shit you not, NOBODY on this website has even HEARD of Mistborn before. Other book series I love are the Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy, the Broken Empire trilogy by Mark Lawrence and the Shadowdance series by David Dalglish.

I play a lot of video games. Some on the PC, some on the PS4. For the Playstation, I play Assassin's Creed, Darksiders II, EA UFC, WWE 2K and I think that's about it, actually. As for PC, there's Skyrim, Binding Of Isaac, ESO and again, I think that's about it. On my YouTube channel, you can see me make Let's Plays of Skyrim and Binding of Isaac.


I think that'll do for now. Enjoy this amazing music that's playing and enjoy this absolutely marvelous quote from the great and wonderful Sheldon Cooper.

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Now I'm getting "not your typical dating website" ads, which claim that there are no fake profiles, no credit card needed, and girls will make the first move.


I will press F, thank you.
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It means acting cool on the internet
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Internet memes are a subset that Susan Blackmore called temes — memes which live in technological artifacts instead of the human mind.













Memes are only the tip of the iceberg.
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Liking things to be neat doesn't give you OCD, it just makes you a neat person.


OCD - Obessive Compulsive Disorder


This literally means it's an action you're compelled to do obsessively. For example, b...
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I'm not sure if this is serious or a joke
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Reminder: National Treasure 2 used drone cameras because they were popular
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Reminder: National Treasure 2 is a national treasure
  • June 21, 2017
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Skyblivion is still a thing, I believe
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Wow, British Army isn't exactly subtle. I'm looking through a job website.


Trainee teaching assistant...
Customer service assistant...
Infantry soldier...
Bus driver...
  and  like this.
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Front line infantry
  • June 20, 2017
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someone needs to drive the bus to Afghanistan.
  • June 20, 2017
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I mean... At that point, not really?
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My haul from cleaning my room:

Necronomicon: The Best Weird Tales of H.P. Lovecraft
Autographed limited edition (number 31 of 100) Metallica plectrum collection
Dad's army veteran pin
Vegas poker chip
Jack...
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UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH

I'm currently cleaning my room. Operation: Clear Out Cupboard


My bedroom looks like a trench in the battle of the Somme.
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There's blood?
  • June 19, 2017
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Fucking pansy
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Ah, Wikipedia. The paragon of reliability.
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ANAL
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X box one x box one x box one x box one x box one x box one X box one x box one x box one x box one x box one x box one X box one x box one x box one x box one x box one x box one X box one x box one ...
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Why did you copy+paste Microsoft's E3 conference?
  • June 16, 2017
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So, I saw a review about the 2014 TMNT movie saying that it was just as bad as the 90s live action movies.

No.


No, no, no.


The 90s movies were bad, sure, but they were so bad they were fantastic. The 2...
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The CGI one was lit af though
And the game they made for the PS2? Top fuckin notch.
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